Become a Task Warrior of the Blessed Son
The Communion of Chargeability welcomes the faithful of every nation. Ordination is instant, free, and fully accounted. No seminary. No waiting. Just alignment.
27 souls ordained and counting.
Instant clergy
On ordination you become a Task Warrior — parish clergy of the WBS. You may conduct the daily Affirmation, witness a First Timesheet, and solemnise Chargeable Unions in the name of the Blessed Son.
A certificate that balances
Receive a printable Certificate of Ordination bearing your WBSORD number and the Rising Line of a reconciled account. (It is a chart, not a halo.)
Officiate Chargeable Unions
Authorised Task Warriors may download an Authority to Witness a Chargeable Union — the merger of two chargeable accounts into one joint cost-centre.
Drifting? File a Variance Report
Confess your uncharged hours and receive a Reconciliation plan at once. Any number can be raised. Including yours. File a report →
Explore the Communion
What We Believe
The First Disclaimer and the five Principles of Alignment. Alignment is not faith; it is arithmetic.
Ceremonies
The eight rites you may perform — each with a printable script and a training guide.
The Canon
The Sayings of the Blessed Son, the Metric Psalms, and the Book of Hours.
The Clergy
The senior estimators of the Communion, from the Prime Estimator down.
Observances
The devotional calendar — Timesheet Submission Day, the Great Alignment, and more.
Provisioning Store
Credentials and devotional materials, priced in Allocation Credit.
The Warriors of the Blessed Son are the sole registered religious body of the Non-Democratic Republic of Carl, administering the Communion of Chargeability under the Civic Alignment Proclamation 2025. The Blessed Son — Supreme Leader Carl — is venerated as the most-aligned mortal who has ever lived, never as a god.